Category POLITICS

“NO BOURGEOISIE, NO DEMOCRACY”:In the early 2000s, Kenya depended on donor aid only to the tune of 5%, Tanzania, 33% while Uganda did so to the tune of 53%


In my layman’s view, laws are qualitative expressions of the concrete realities that dictate their formulation. When you transpose Kenyan legislation onto Uganda, all you will be doing is to dress up a porcupine in a Kanzu. You are better off crafting a special attire that is tailored to the spikes of the porcupine. Those spikes simply will shred the Kanzu.

I am reminded here of the political transitions in all three East African countries in the first decade of the 2000s. Even a cursory glance at those transitions will tell you a huge story of what is possible in terms of democracy in Uganda, and how the question of economics comes into play….you know the old addage that “Politics is concentrated economics”…that is, politics are the qualitative expression, or the distillate of socioeconomic realities. You can distil War Gin (Waragi) from Foot and Mouth Drink (Banana Beer) but not from milk.

In the early 2000s, Kenya depended on donor aid only to the tune of 5%, Tanzania, 33% while Uganda did so to the tune of 53%. Those figures are a reflection of the robustness of the “fiscal contract” in the three countries…just forget about Thomas Hobbes’ nebulous and intellectually indolent “social contract” which pseudoliberals love to bandy about. The nuts and bolts of the contract between political elites and their constituents is the fiscal imperative: tax, the subscription fee for membership to civil society.

Now, back to Uganda and her sisters, and the robustness of the fiscal contract. What we saw happening in Kenya in 2002 was a long-reigning President attempting to have the constitution – the supreme law – amended so as to secure for himself another term in office. That failed miserably. What followed then in Kenya was the incumbent president was never brought back to office, but neither was the ruling party. Kenya: President loses out, his party loses out, fiscal bond: 95%.

In Tanzania you have the highly institutionalised CCM, Mr Mkapa served his two terms from 1995, you could not even hear of a dreamer’s hint of a third term. He stood down, eventually relinquishing the leadership of the CCM to his successor. But even then, the party was returned in power. Tanzania: President stands down, party remains in power, fiscal bond: 67%

In Uganda, the constitution was ammended to allow the incumbent to stand for a third term, he remained the head of the ruling party, and he remained in power. Uganda: Constitution is amended, president stays put, party is returned in power, fiscal bond: 47%.

Here is my hypothesis: The level of democratic responsiveness of a political elite of any one country is inversely proportional to the extent of aid dependency of the country in question. Put differently, The level of democratic responsiveness of a political elite of any one country is directly proportional to the extent to which the country in question relies on locally-generated revenue. The point here is, democracy is not just good manners. Let me define it as “Democracy is the tight corner in which revenue-thirsty political elites find themselves when they are forced to rely on their own populations to function”. Forget about the hot air of si jui, rule of the people for the people blah, blah….By the way, on ammending constitutions to get third terms, recall that General Obasanjo had to even fly to Kampala to consult on how he could force through his 3rd term. That consultation did not help: his people vetoed him. Nigeria depends on aid only to the tune of 0.01%

Worse still, Uganda is even lacking in the level of democratic pressure that it can bring to bear on the political elite. As you know, Uganda has the lowest median age in the world: 14.9 years. We have the youngest population in the world, likewise, we have the least number of voters. According to democratic theory, electoral politics only begins to make sense when 75% of the population can cast their vote. That 75% tells also another story: when those many people can vote, it means also you have more adults, you have more potential tax payers/workers and you can therefore have a strong fiscal bond between the elite and the population.

In Uganda, only 40% of the population are of voting age, you have no quorum: bottomline, electoral politics in Uganda is a mockery; it is a slap in the face of liberal democracy and every time Uganda holds any form of election, that reality is always there for all to see. There is no social basis for liberal democracy in Uganda. That 40% also means you have less employable people, and less tax payers. As you know, Uganda also has the highest dependency ratio in the world:- 100:111. Since you even have the lowest number of people above the age of 65% in the world, it means that all your dependants are babies, nappy wearers.

Kenya is urbanised to the tune of 26%, Uganda: 12%. Kenya’s median age is 18.6%…many more workers, many more tax payers, many more bargainers for political concessions. Recall what it took to quell mass demonstrations recently: armed polic in combat, with live ammunition. In Uganda: Kiboko squad…just whip them off the streets like the rowdy toddlers that they are.

So, three things for you to consider before you orthopaedically impose Kenyan law on Uganda. One, context; secondly, context and third but not least and always easy to forget, context.

What I believe is, that laws are moulded by the politico-economic realities that inform their formulation. It may not be prudent to hope that, a law propounded in Kenya can be workable here in Uganda. I am I wrong to hold that view?

Lance Corporal (Rtd) Otto Patrick

Uganda needs a selfless leadership willing to put in place mechanisms that will gradually increase the peoples capacity to demand more accountability


Nelson Mandela at his law offices (shared with Oliver Tambo) in Johannesburg sometime in the late 1950's.

Nelson Mandela at his law offices (shared with Oliver Tambo) in Johannesburg sometime in the late 1950′s.

True direct taxation must precede the demand for accountability, it helps in creating what I call the people pull, it increases their propensity to control those who govern them thus creating the right conditions for building a democracy.

However there are a few other things that must be done before we get to the issue of broadening direct taxation, the current levels of poverty make broadening and deepening taxation rather politically expensive, in their lies the reason why FDC/NRM chose to abolish it. We must first make meaningful progress against poverty in order to have the incomes to tax. However we should continue to collect whatever can be collected for the reasons I gave before and then broaden and deepen as the incomes grow.

Also, it is equally important to keep an eye on institution building, we cannot neglect that front. Without working institutions our governments will not be able to apply the Aid and Loans plus whatever is realisable from internal revenues to quickly improve the economic situation of the masses.

The whole thing is a viscous circle of needs that are not easy to balance, you need to tax the people so that they can own their government and hold it accountable, but these people are poor, so you fund the governments through IMF & World Bank while you wait for poverty to reduce. Then you realise that governments will not achieve much without functioning institutions, but these institutions won’t function because accountability is not yet feasible, it is not feasible because the people are not yet taxable. Back to where you started

This is a challenge which the African elite must find a solution for there is an acute shortage of leadership in Africa, the kind that would seriously exert the required effort to innovate test and apply the appropriate governance systems that would fit our conditions. I concur with him in his pessimism.

The main reason why this sad situation persists is the fact that our population is vulnerable, poor, ignorant and diseased, such a lot have no capacity to provide any meaningful democratic pull or push that would encourage the leadership to be that innovative. The people as good as not being there and our elite can misbehave to unbelievable extent with no consequence whatsoever, the people factor is absent, you only have to hope that you will get someone who will do this good work without any demands or expected reward from the people. Unfortunately God created too few Mandela’s and Nyerere’s instead with we have Bokasas, Mubutus, Abachas and others i dont need to name.

You need a selfless leadership willing to put in place mechanisms that will gradually increase the peoples capacity to demand more accountability. Problem, the stronger the people get, the harder they are to misgovern for long, so most of our leaders selfishly sustain the weaknesses of our people so as to keep getting long peaceful tenures Bongo style. A leadership that can seriously alter our conditions does not merely need to be selfless but actually suicidal; it needs to saw the seeds that will make life harder or even shorter for itself.

Because selfless individuals are few and where they exist they may not get a chance to rise to power in our undemocratic, instituitionless politics, it more realistic to assume that we may never be able to serious address these matters.

That being the case we better counted ourselves to dressing our porcupine with a kanzu, it will keep tearing the kannzu to shreds but hopefully over time all the spikes will be lost and the Kanzu will work.

(Oshobeirwe, ashwera kambe nkwine) One who is desperate will marry any woman available.
The western model of democracy is not our dream bride, but it is better than remaining unmarried.

I have just remembered something I used to observe in the village where i grew up, mothers would go to the market and buy clearly oversize clothes for the kids, and you would see kids running around with big shorts assisted with a string to keep it from falling off and shirts or sweaters pulled on one side and tied to stop the shoulders from escaping through where only the head should pass.

If you inquired why they have to dress the kids that shabbily, the universal answer would be “Oh the kid is growing he is going to fit into it with time”

I agree entirely that political structure should be determined by economic structure, problem is our world has not yet invented a stable equitable and fair political system for economies that are still in transition to where western style liberal democracy can work well.

It is very tempting to want to dress these infant economies in the liberal democratic dress they shall hopefully wear when they reach maturity, this ill fitting dress is shabby and sometimes makes our walking difficult. but until someone clearly tailors for us a better dress we shall have to make do with the cutting and stringing loose ends until when we grow into it.

Better than remaining naked.

Desmond Nzaana
FDC Representative in England

OBOTE’S PRESIDENCY: CONSTITUTIONAL KICHUPULI,where did Obote get the authority to appoint or disappoint anybody?


UPC Annual delegate conference 1969 .A procession led by Ministers march past the President'.It looks like the Cricket pavilion at Lugogo Stadium (Oasis is now on the right of the picture) and marchers are on the Cricket Pitch. This must be a day or so before Milton Obote was shot near the Indoor stadium (Behind this one).

UPC Annual delegate conference 1969 .A procession led by Ministers march past the President’.It looks like the Cricket pavilion at Lugogo Stadium (Oasis is now on the right of the picture) and marchers are on the Cricket Pitch. This must be a day or so before Milton Obote was shot near the Indoor stadium (Behind this one).

What moral right did AM Obote have to nominate ministers, or to be president. Who voted him to be president? According to the constitution of Uganda, the Chief Executive of state is a President and not a Prime Minister. It is in prime ministerial or cabinet systems that the head of the party that wins most seats in parliament automatically becomes the head of state. Ever since 1967, Uganda has operated a Presidential system. Indeed, that is why AM Obote was called the President.

In presidential systems like Uganda’s, not only do MPs win their seats but the presidency is also directly contested. Where did AM Obote present himself to the people to be elected either as an MP or president, let alone Muluka chief or clan head?

Paulo Muwanga should never have been in Parliament in 1980 as a member because he did not contest any parliamentary seat. He was also not specially elected by parliament to sit there as a member nor was his elected by his party to sit in parliament.
So, it seems the 1995 constitution erased the irrationality of the 1967 constitution by opting to call a spade a spade: Let the President be a President, instead of having what was essentially a Prime Minister being called a President. And it seems the 1995 constitution has strenghtened the institution of the presidency by ensuring that the occupant does not free-ride on the backs of MPs, but is independently subjected to the electorate’s choice. Now I can see why perpetual flukers dislike the 1995 constitution. A president should not whiskey his way into State House on the back of MPs. That is fluking. Given the powers that the president eventually gets, it is proper that he should go to every constituency and market himself, and get independent endorsement of the majority of electors.

Indeed, in countries that are still saddled with weak vertical integration between the political elite and the populace, one of the avenues of enhancing state legitimacy is by processing the occupancy of key public offices through the crucible of majority choice, whenever possible (i.e, excluding extraordinary circumstances like 1979 or 1986

Therefore, the first order question is to do with where AM Obote get the authority to appoint or disappoint anybody. I think for countries like Uganda that are still low on the scale of political development and institutional evolution, a directly elected chief executive is imperative. No fluking.

The flipside of democracy is a fiscal contract between the populace and the political elite. Our mechanical notion of democracy (especially our tendency to conflate it with some of the rituals that it’s commonly associated with) tends to cloud that linkage.


Lance Corporal (Rtd) Otto Patrick

Seven demerits of federalism and five merits of unitarism……..as I got them from S/Sgt Mwaipopo.


Dear netters,

When I was attending my Junior Non Commissioned Officers’ course from which I graduated as a Lance Corporal, they gave us Civics lessons which included a Doze Of Political Economy, DOPE, hence you will hear Mr Barigye rightly stating that Otto is on dope.

They taught us about systems of government and forms of government. The two systems highlighted were unitarism and federalism. They told us about the seven demerits of federalism and I list them here below for us to debate, if indeed we have the nerve:

1.It creates a deficient authority over component states and individual citizens especially in new states of the 3rd world where the process of nation building and state making is in its early stages.
2.It creates liability to dissolution by the seccession or rebellion of states especially when the core of the federation is an entity that enjoyed independent and hegemonic existence prior to the federation.
3.It creates liability to division into groups and factions by the formation of separate combinations of component states
4.It causes absence of the power of legislation on certain subjects where uniform legislation for the whole state is needed
5.It makes want of uniformity among the states in legislation and administration
6.It leads to trouble, expenses, and delay due to complexity of a double system of legislation and administration.
7.It weakens foreign policy

The Tanzanian military instructor (S/Sgt Mwaipopo he was called) also told us that, whenever you see one subnational unit out of several, singly and persistently and at times cantankerously pressing for autonomy while other subunits are not interested, then what you are dealing with is not federalism, but rather, the toxin called separatism or the early stages of secessionism. That staff Sergeant told us that the doctrine of nationbuilding and statemaking stipulates that, in such cases of suspect separatism, an NCO’s reflex response is to cork his rifle immediately!

He also added that, in the basic principles of political practice, federation happens through the path of separate state entities agreeing to come together and have some of their affairs managed by a central authority. That is to say, the central government is created by the constituent members through the act of federation. Individual political units do not beg/pester/nag/harangue/hector/armtwist/blackmail the central government to give them the federal status. The Staff Segeant told us that, asking for ‘federo’ turns logic on its head and that it is the central authority that is supposed to be at the mercy of the federal states and not the other way round!

I still believe him.

Also allow me to give you the merits of unitarism……..as I got them from S/Sgt Mwaipopo.

1.It is a very effective and efficient form of government. The central government is all-powerful, and as such, it can take any step to meet the situation before it and is particularly effective in new countries that are still lacking in socio-political integration between groups and regions, i.e., countries that are very low on the scale of nation building and state-making.
2.It proves very successful in dealing with the conditions of emergency.
3.It is a flexible government. The constitution can be amended easily (yes!) by the central government according to the exigencies of the situation. It may delegate some of its powers to local units, or take them back without any difficulty (yes!) in the light of the obtaining circumstances.
4.It brings uniformity of administration and legislation. Since there is only one national legislature and since all powers are vested in the central government, there is uniformity in the spheres of law making and its implementation.
5.It is less expensive as compared to a federal system because there is no duality in the field of legislation, administration and adjudication. In other words, there is no duplication of work at the regional levels.

OTTO PATRICK

I like Obote and UPC but I cannot forget the Stench at Kireka because of Human bodies!


In all honesty, Kireka barracks was a house of sadists who had no regard for another person’s life. This is not to vindicate the NRA or other rebel groups that were then operating in and around Kampala. Let’s not bury our heads in sand for what happened in the barracks was nasty. I moved from a house in Bweyogerere to mid Kampala because the people killed in Kireka Barracks were sending a very terrible stench towards Kireka Bweyogerere and surrounding places. It was massive.

Therefore, anybody standing today and state that the UPC government was not killing Ugandans then you need to question its ability to control its forces. I want you to ask anyone that lived from Nakawa all way to Mukono about the commander that was in Kireka barracks and his name was Otto. Don’t say my name just ask about his history. This man entered a shop in Kireka in day light and instructed his escorts to pull out a wife that was selling in the store, they pulled her out in day light as she was firkin screaming, and he took her into the barracks and screwed the brains out of her. He ended up killing the husband for he refused to shut up.

If you stood on Kireka Seventh Day Adventists Head Quarters after midnight, you would hear the screams of Ugandans getting murdered in Kireka barracks. These were very bad days man. And especially when a man like myself that was arrested and thrown into Makindye for months, yes the government was killing Ugandans. Do you actually know how many people that died in my face?
Why do you think I lost this attitude of one mwaana waffe? Why do you think I refused to belong to any political party in Uganda?

I cannot love a party to a point of lying……… We rather stand up and clean up but what happened in Uganda way passed a fuck up. And excuse my French sir. The government failed to show the population the difference between its self and Museveni, thus Ffe kasita twebaka Kutulio.

EDWARD MULINDWA
UAH member in Canada

Who is Col. John Ogole?


Colonel John Ogole was the officer of Uganda National Liberation Army [UNLA] WHO spearheaded the ejection of Kaguta and his rebel peasant army,from the bushes of Luwero between 1983/84.

Before taking Command of the then Mobile Brigade;he had completed successfully a counter-insurgency officers training at Fort Lavenworth Kansas United States . It is of no wonder that Colonel John Charles Ogole became a brilliant battle Tactician and chief Strategist during the peak battle against Kaguta and his NRA/M.

By 1984 Yoweri Kaguta Museveni had fled in panic and promptly sought asylum in the ”safe” sanctuary of Sweden as Colonel Ogole dispersed and unleashed superior fire power on what remained of Kagutas’ peasant army,many surrendered,some fled in great panic in the Rwenzori region of Western Uganda,some crossed into Zaire now renamed Democratic Republic of Congo-DRC. Actually , those who were fleeing to the DRC were mainly Rwandese of Tutsi descent. You should recall that many of them had been violently expelled from Ankole and so being uprooted from Luwero meant that they had to go some where else .

Zaire was the only natural choice because of its’ vast deep forests. Since they had hope to resume/continue their struggle against Habyarimana, that is when they moved towards Rwenzori mountains and had expected to cross through Fort Portal, Mitandi into Congo when lady luck struck. Instead they moved on into Kasese, Mbarara Katonga and eventually Kampala. Four years later, on October 1st, struck Mirima Hills/ Kagitumba and after a disastrous start in which they were completely annihilated, the remnants headed out again towards DRC settling in Virunga mountains were many of their comrades died of cold, hunger and diseases. It would again take them four years to bring the hutu regime in Kigali on their knees, thanks to Yower Kaguta Museveni pay back.

It is said that even former Zairean President Mobuto Sseko had contacted Obotes’ government to arrange for repatrations of the national resistence fighters through United nations Refugee Section but as fate would have it , the Okellos coup against Obote was staged on 27th July 1985 and a LIFE LINE was thrown to Kaguta .

When Museveni {aka Kacumita} got an early morning call in Sweden as he waited on his asylum application, that UNLA had overthrown itself, he could not believe his ears thinking that it was a joke. But no, it wasn’t. I can only bet that it still is news in his ears considering how he has had to stay in power for all these years using any means.
For someone who had lost all hope and then is handed power on a silver plate, relinquishing it, is going to be a huge problem.
Col John Ogole is now a grey haired retired man whose appearance and demeanor does not seem like the man NRA dreaded most lives in London , UK.

Greetings from Gisoro.
Turikumwe Ijana kwijana.

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Allow me to spice it a little, by1985 because of the causalities that UNLA had incurred, the divide between the Acholi and Langis officers and men widened so much that suspicion brewed up that it was on purpose to exterminate them,if you may recall this was the same time when long serving Lt. col. Otheino was Ambushed and killed in western Uganda on his way from Kasese exhasubeting the already bad relationship.

Who was Lt. Col Othieno?

Lt. col Otheino was the commanding officer in Mbarara between 1982 to 1985 i do remember that Cpt.Smith Opona Achac served under him,as you may recall Cpt. Smith was harrydly promoted to replace the late Brigadier David Oyite Ojok. This hurried promotion for a Langi to replace A fellow Langi did not go well with so many senior Acholi Officers who felt more experienced , it widened the already existing cracks much of it caused by massive pressure on UNLA locally and internationally, in the mean time a plan was hatched in 1985 to get rid of all the negative forces before the general elections, most top brass army officers and opposition politicians were to fall suit.

It’s alleged that the plan was to stage a fake military coupe by loyalist troops based in Nakasongola to temporarily overturn the Government of Obote as he toured the Eastern region with then minster of internal affairs Luwuliza Kirunda.
This failed coupe turned up to become the great uncoordinated movement of troops as code named by the Late VP Paul Muwanga, the rest is now history. Those of you with good memorry should recall by this time VP Muwanga and his boss were standing on opposite sides of the pond , he also reshuffled his escort detail replacing all the Langi officers with Acholis and people from other regions in fact there was a young Assistant inspector of police on his detail i wonder where he is today ,what of Makanya who almost looked like his boss.

In conclusion, yes NRA did suffer a blow when Katushas and helicopter gun ships were introduced in the battle field, NRA made a tactical withdraw to western Uganda Rwenzori Mountain ranges, UNLA made attempts to dislodge them from the hills but failed resulting in many UNLA Recruits recruited by then Cpt. Namiti being Mascared in hundreds. If the late Namiti was a live today he would be called to explain.

The push towards Kampala was UN stoppable as so many players had taken the stage in Kampala, this was followed by the great Nairobi peace Jokes.


joseph magandazi

joemagandazi@hotmail.com

1980 elections:on 9 December 1980, Mr Ssekono’s personal assistant was shot dead at his home in Makindye when he was invaded by 10 UNLA soldiers


It seems some UPC members think that the DP had legal channels of redressing their grievances after the rigging of the 1980 elections because there was a Mr Ssekono in the EC to manage their complaints, and that Mr Ssekono was the Chairman of the EC and therefore a powerful individual capable of neutralising the manoeuvres of P Muwanga and AM Obote. When Mr Mulindwa and Mr Ochieno of UPC assert that Mr Ssekono was the Chairman of the EC, they are lying…as usual.

Contrary to the piles they are feeding us on, Mr Ssekono was the Administrative Secretary – the big clerk of the commission. The chairman of the EC was the card-bearing UPC diehard Mr KMS Kikira who was strategically appointed into that position as part of the implementation of AM Obote’s plan titled “Proposals For strategy Before, During and After Elections”. AM Obote scripted this plan on 12 th August 1980: http://semuwemba.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/obote-strategy-for-1980-elections.pdf
Recall that, on December 12 1980, handed back authority to the EC to manage the election process…this meant only announcing the results. By that time, 3 out of 7 electoral commissioners had been hounded out of their offices and they had disappeared, leaving behind 4 UPC diehards, including Mr Kikira himself, SE Egweu, A Akera and Haji YB Birali. Mr Ssekono togehter with MB Matovu, A Tamale disappeared during the polling process. Mr Ssekono disappeared in fear for his life after receiving threats when he refused to succumb to Mr Muwanga’s pressures to be party to rigging.

According to Mr Ssekono himself, earlier on during the polls, he had been hurriedly summoned to Obote’s home at Kololo to meet AM Obote. AM Obote told him that if he, Ssekono, interfered with the UPC’s victory he would pay with his life. AM Obote told Mr Sekono that he and the UPC had fought against Amin and they therefore had to come to power at any cost. Mr Ssekono had to abandon the exercise and flee the country. Mr Muwanga took over the powers of the commission on Mr Kikira’s advice when it was realised that it would not be possible for the EC team to be unanimous on rigging.

Note that, the UPC were already weary of Mr Ssekono, and they had him in their sights. In fact, on 9 December 1980, Mr Ssekono’s personal assistant was shot dead at his home in Makindye when he was invaded by 10 UNLA soldiers. So, when some UPC members keeps referring to EC chairman MR Ssekono, do they really know what he is talking about or it is rigging as usual?
By virtue of Section 20 of the National Assembly (Elections) Act 1957 according to which the 1980 elections were conducted, every nomination required to be proposed, seconded and supported by at least 12 voters registered in the constituency. A voter is registered when his name is present on a register. There was no ammendment of the law by which that legal requirement was waived. Therefore, the declaration of the 8 West Nile constituencies as won by UPC “unopposed” was a case of a lame duck laying a putrid egg.

There was no registration of voters in the whole of Westile, i,e., the zone covered by the four Arua constituencies, the two Nebbi constituencies and the Moyo constituency that made up the 8 “unopposed” seats in West Nile. Because there were no registered voters in those 8 constituencies, there could possibly have never been any proposer, seconder or supporter of any nominee. Accordingly all nominations in Arua, Nebbi and Moyo were void ab initio.

Attached on the link below is a copy of the numerical summary of the national voters’ register produced by the EC. The number of registered voters in the 8 W/Nile constituencies is a loud blank.

http://semuwemba.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/voters-register-1980.pdf

So, who proposed, seconded and supported those 8 UPC candidates? When you make a mockery of the law so brazenly, then, no one will waste their time appealing to the courts. UPC was clearly spoiling for a fight.

Paulo Muwanga’s proclamation which was to form the legalistic cover for UPC’s fraudulent triumph in the 1980 elections. Attached is a transcript of that proclamation that subsequently became Legal Notice No 10 or “Moribund UPC’s Will”. Look closely at Article 3: that is the real substance of the intent for that legal notice.

http://semuwemba.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/muwanga-proclamation-8pm-11-dec-1980.pdf


Lance Corporal (Rtd) Otto Patrick

M7′s many districts could be explained with the 1,2,3,4 doctrine:One wife; two children; a three-bedroom house; a four-wheeled vehicle


Leading Uganda is not about being glib.The point is, leading Uganda is not about ear-to-ear smiling, if snarling, day in and day out, and blaring out at every passer-by as “brother”, “sister”, had lunch with so and so, and all that sort of rubbish that should left to con persons. Leading Uganda is about deep reflection, it is about wearing a scraggy frown, it is about brutal truthfulness and aversion to papering over issues. It is about being a philosopher king.

I do recall warning NRA (as UPC would call it), to free themselves from “the Okellos”. I once told them that the world was changing and there are more determined adversaries that will emerge and if you are still excited by defeating the Okellos, they may not know what will disorganise them from another angle. I was a mere Corporal, so…………………………That warning stands for nay organisation that gets overtaken by the victories or defeats of yesterday, and forgets that tomorrow will present itself with completely new challenges. Indeed, when AM Obote was gloating at the rather pacifist PK Semogerere, taunting him: “Brother Semugererere, show me your generals”, he did not know that there were more furious adversaries stalking the UPC. They were fixated on DP, it did not pay. They are now fixated on NRA, it will not pay, because they will be shocked when the carpet is swept from below their feet, and they are dispatched as an organisation, probably with the eternal enemy, the NRA. As for UPC “generals”, the rest is history.

When we were young foot soldiers, we harboured a dose of resentment for the by-product of the overhyped secondary school called Makerere University; particularly because of what, we were told, was their principle ideology: the 1,2,3,4 doctrine.

The 1,2,3,4 doctrine means, One (official) wife; two children; a three-bedroom house; a four-wheeled vehicle (preferably, four wheel drive with a four litre engine). Apparently, that is all that the Makerere (large noises?) graduate possess as life’s ultimate ideal.

Right there in the 1,2,3,4 doctrine, the national manager is faced with a tough contradiction whose two poles are:

1. A yawning gap in “service delivery” to a largely rural population.
2. The abundance of a 1,2,3,4 bureaucratic, intellectual and technical elite (with an overinflated opinion of itself).
The question then becomes: how do you resolve that contradiction?

One of the two above is the means and the other is the end. One is primary and the other is secondary. The big-shot mentality of the “Moja, Mbili, Tatu, Nne pseudoelite” is, that if you are to be assigned as a public servant outside the confines of the national capital to the outlying country (which is literally 2 miles beyond the “city” centre), you have to go there as a “District-something” at a minimum: District Medical Officer, District Veterinary Officer…the same with education, administration, agriculture, culture, youth…mention it.

Here is how our Roman Catholic Priest Kiringente parish used to resolve a similar contradiction. Roman Catholic doctrine prohibited(or prohibits still?) the consumption of meat on fridays, except fish. When the Faza (Father) Pio found himself stuck only with beef or chicken on friday, he would have to sort out two contradictions: the subjective one to do with some obscure doctrine and the objective one to do with basic survival by avoiding starvation. Solution: take the beef to the altar in the Kelezia, and in the name of the father the son and the ghost, “I baptize this beef as fish, and from thence onwards it shall be fish”…sprinkle some water here and there…Kwisha!..and on to the kitchen, and a friday dinner of “fish”. Amen.

Now, if you have an elite with such a huge ego that they will not take any title that is not prefixed by the word “District”, you are in a bit of a fix. They will not be called Sub county Medical officers, or Sub county Education Officers etc, and those aspects of public service will remain unsuperintended by those with the knowhow, if know who. What do you do? Use Faza Pio doctrine. Get the thing called the Sub County, bundle it to the Kelezia called parliament full of rubber-stamp catechists that are indebted to you, cause them to baptize the Sub county as the “District” all in the name of the goat and the rooster…or whatever is on the Court of Arms….Amen.

That is how you deal with a philosophically constipated pseudoelite that will not distinguish between form and essence: essentially they will be sub county notables but in form, they will District this and District that; while taking services to the people shall cease to be irritating claptrap. “No money for many districts”: that is more of popular rubbish that it is enlightened public opinion.

Vote Retarded Lance Corporal Otto into State House now and I would baptise the sub parish as the “District”, if only to massage the morbid egos of the muddle-headed 1,2,3,4 pseudoelite, and take those services as deep down as the mayumba kumi. The end would justify the means.

Lance Corporal (Rtd) Patrick Otto

Snippets from History (Obote):”You just can’t come from London and say ‘I AM NOW PRESIDENT’.


Busoga College prefects including a young Milton Obote (second row, second from the left)

Busoga College prefects including a young Milton Obote (second row, second from the left)

A. Milton Obote, on the campaign trail upon return from Tanzania.

“You just can’t come from London and say ‘I AM NOW PRESIDENT’.

Lule wants to be Prezident! (pronouncitation stressed).
Binaisa wants to be Prezident!
Museveni wants to be President!
Who else? (laughter from crowd)
Ssemogerere wants to be President!
But if they don’t want to come and ask you for your votes, why should you allow them? The president of huganda’s role is spelt out in the constitution of huganda”

a young Milton Obote as one of the prefects at Busoga College, 1947

a young Milton Obote as one of the prefects at Busoga College, 1947


Billie Kadameri

General Ssejusa leads to changes in UPDF : General Katumba becomes CDF while Aronda technically becomes Kayihura’s boss


Folks:

That is the proper heading. General Ssejusa is responsible for the wider changes in UPDF. The winner is actually General Ssejusa. The biggest losers are General Nyakairima who becomes minister of internal affairs and becomes the lead minister for another loser, UAH’s very own IGP, Lt General Kale Kayihura. Basically General Ssejusa’s letter and the IGP’s moronic reaction cost him the CDF post, which was his to lose.

So General Aronda is now technically speaking Lt General Kale Kayihura’s immediate boss, but given recent developments General Arond wil realize what general Sejjusa’s letter was all about. To be blunt, IGP Kale Kayihura ain’t gonna report to General Arond. Hell no.

I should add that YKM is very cunning. He makes General Aronda minister of Internal affirs to work with the IGP who was alleged to be working with forces bent on eliminating him. General Aronda may be timid, but he ain’t stupid so you have a sour relationships from the word go. Neither will trust the other for real. General Ssejusa must be laughing over there in London.

The permanent secretaries are interesting. Congratulations to Nnalongo Guwatudde Kintu Christine, who goes to the thieving OPM. Incidentally, she is probably one of the longest serving Permanent secretaries. She became PS at a very young age. That Budo lady (1975-1978), Makerere College School (1979-1981), MUK 1981-1984 is very lucky. Be firm.

Why has YKM refused to promote Mr. Matia Kassaija who has stood with him since their tough days in UPM to full minister?

WBK

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ARMY RESHUFFLE:
Here is confirmation from UPDF of the promotions and changes made to the military command last night.

PRESS RELEASE

His Excellency the President of the Republic of Uganda and Commander in Chief of the UPDF has made the following promotions and changes within UPDF.

1. Gen Aronda Nyakairima formerly the Chief of Defence Forces has been appointed Minister of Internal Affairs.

2. Lt Gen Edward Katumba Wamala formerly Commander of Land Forces has been promoted to General and appointed the Chief of Defence Forces.

3. Lt Gen Ivan Koreta formerly Deputy Chief of Defence Forces has been appointed Ambassador of Station to be announced later.

4. Maj Gen Charles Angina formerly Chief of Staff of Land Forces has been promoted to Lt Gen and appointed Deputy Chief of Defence Forces.

5. Maj Gen Fred Mugisha formerly the Joint Chief of Staff is appointed Head of the National Counter Terrorism Centre to be set up.

6. Brig Wilson Mbadi formerly the 4Division Commander is promoted to Maj Gen and appointed Joint Chief of Staff.

7. Brig David Muhoozi formerly Commander Air Defence Division is promoted to Maj Gen and appointed Commander Land Forces.

8. Brig Samuel Turyagyenda, Commander Airforce is promoted to Maj Gen.

9. Brig Leopold Kyanda formerly Chief of Personnel and Administration is appointed Chief of Staff Land Forces.

10. Col Emmanuel Kanyesigye formerly 5Division Operations Officer transferred to 4Division as Division Commander.

We congratulate the Officers upon their well deserved promotions and appointments and wish them success in their new assignments.

PADDY ANKUNDA psc
Lt Col
DEF/UPDF SPOKESMAN

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By virtue of the Authority entrusted to me by Articles 113 (2) and 114 (3) of the 1995 Constitution of the Republic of Uganda, I have decided to carry out a minor re-organization of the Government as indicated here-below:

1. Rt. Hon. Prime Minister - AMAMA MBABAZI

2. 1st Deputy Prime Minister &
Minister of Public Service - KAJURA HENRY
MUGANWA

3. 2nd Deputy Prime Minister
& Deputy Leader of Gov’t
Business in Parliament - MOSES ALI

4. Minister of East African
Affairs - Vacant

5. Minister of Security - MUKASA MURUULI
WILSON

6. Minister In-charge of
the Presidency - TUMWEBAZE
FRANK

7. Minister for Karamoja - MUSEVENI
JANET KATAAHA

8. Minister in Charge of
General Duties/Office of
the Prime Minister - KABWEGYERE
TARSIS

9. Minister of Disaster
Preparedness &
Refugees - ONEK HILARY

10. Minister of Information
& National Guidance - NAMAYANJA
ROSE

11. Minister of Agriculture,
Animal Industry &
Fisheries - BUCHANAYANDI
TRESS

12. Minister of Defence - KIYONGA CRISPUS

13. Minister of Education
& Sports - ALUPO JESSICA
ROSE EPEL

14. Minister of Energy and
Minerals - MULONI IRENE

15. Minister of Finance and
Economic Planning - KIWANUKA MARIA

16. Minister of Works and
Transport - BYANDALA
ABRAHAM JAMES

17. Minister of Justice - KAHINDA OTAFIIRE
& Constitutional Affairs

18. Attorney General - NYOMBI PETER

19. Minister of Gender, Labour
& Social affairs - BUSINGYE
MARY KAROORO OKURUT

20. Minister of Trade,
Industry & Cooperatives - KYAMBADDE
AMELIA ANNE

21. Minister of Water &
Environment - KAMUNTU
EPHRAIM

22. Minister of Lands,
Housing & Urban
Development - MIGEREKO DAUDI

23. Minister of Health - RUHAKANA
RUGUNDA

24. Minister of Foreign
Affairs - KUTESA
KAHAMBA SAM

25. Minister of Information
& Communications
Technology - NASASIRA
MWOONO JOHN

26. Minister of Local
Government - MWESIGE ADOLF

27. Minister without
Portfolio in-charge of
Political Mobilization - TODWONG
RICHARD

28. Government Chief Whip - KASULE JUSTINE
LUMUMBA

29. Minister of Tourism
Wildlife & Antiquities - MARIA
MUTAGAMBA

30. Minister of Internal Affairs - NYAKAIRIMA
ARONDA

MINISTERS OF STATE:
Office of the President:

1. Minister of State for
Economic Monitoring - BANYENZAKI
HENRY

2. Minister of State for
Ethics and Integrity - LOKODO SIMON

Office of the Vice President:

3. Minister of State
Vice President’s Office - NYANZI VINCENT

Office of the Prime Minister:

4. Minister of State for
Relief and Disaster
Preparedness - ECWERU MUSA
FRANCIS

5. Minister of State for
Northern Uganda - AMUGE OTENGO
REBECCA

6. Minister of State for
Karamoja - OUNDO NEKESA
BARBARA

7. Minister of State
for Luwero Triangle - KATAIKE
SARAH NDOBOLI

8. Minister of State for
Teso Affairs - AMONGIN APORU
CHRISTINE HELLEN

9. Minister of State for
Bunyoro Affairs - KIIZA ERNEST

Ministry of Foreign Affairs:

10. Minister of State for
International Affairs - ORYEM OKELLO

11. Minister of State for
Regional Affairs - KIYINGI ASUMAN

Ministry of Agriculture, Animal Husbandry and Fisheries

12. Minister of State for
Agriculture - NYIIRA
ZERUBABEL
MIJUMBI

13. Minister of State for
Fisheries - NANKABIRWA
SENTAMU RUTH

14. Minister of State for Animal
Industry - RWAMIRAMA
K. BRIGHT

Ministry of Education and Sports

15. Minister of State for Sports - BAKABULINDI
CHARLES

16. Minister of State for Primary
Education - KAMANDA
BATARINGAYA

17. Minister of State for
Higher Education - MUYINGO JOHN
CHRYSOSTOM

Ministry of Energy and Mineral Development:

18. Minister of State for Energy - D’UJANGA SIMON

19. Minister of State for Minerals - LOKERIS AIMAT
PETER

Ministry of Finance, Planning & Economic Development:

20. Minister of State for Finance
(General) - JACAN OMACH
FRED MANDIR

21. Minister of State for Planning - KASAIJA MATIA

22. Minister of State for
Investment - AJEDRA GABRIEL
GADISON ARIDRU

23. Minister of State for
Privatization - KAJARA ASTON
PETERSON

24. Minister of State for Micro-
Finance - AMALI OKAO
CAROLINE

Ministry of Gender, Labour and Social Development:

25. Minister of State for Gender
and Culture - ISANGA LUKIA
NAKADAMA

26. Minister of State for Youth and
Children Affairs - KIBUULE RONALD

27. Minister of State for Labour,
Employment and Industrial
Relations - RUKUTANA
MWESIGWA

28. Minister of State for Elderly
and Disability: - MADADA
SULAIMAN

Ministry of Health:

29. Minister of State for
Health (General) - TUMWESIGYE
ELIODA

30. Minister of State for
Primary Health Care - OPENDI OCHIENG
SARAH

Ministry of Lands, Housing and Urban Development:

31. Minister of State for
Housing - ENGOLA SAM

32. Minister of State for
Urban Development - NAJJEMBA
ROSEMARY

33. Minister of State for
Lands - NANTABA
AIDAH

Ministry of Trade and Industry:

34. Minister of State for
Trade - WAKIKOONA DAVID

35. Minister of State for
Industry - MUTENDE
SHINYABULO JAMES

Ministry of Tourism, Wildlife and Antiquities:

36. Minister of State for
Tourism - AKIROR AGNES

Ministry of Water and Environment:

37. Minister of State for Water - ATUKU BIGOMBE
BETTY

38. Minister of State for
Environment - NABUGERA
MUNAABA FLAVIA

Ministry of Works and Transport:

39. Minister of State for
Transport - CHEBROT
STEPHEN CHEMOIKO

40. Minister of State for
Works - BYABAGAMBI
JOHN

Ministry of Justice and Constitutional Affairs

41. Deputy Attorney General - RUHINDI FRED

Ministry of Defence

42. Minister of State for
Defence - ODONGO JEJE

Ministry of Internal Affairs

43. Minister of State for
Internal Affairs - BABA JAMES

Ministry of ICT

44. Minister of State for
Communication (ICT) - NYOMBI TEMBO

Ministry of Local Government

45. Minister of State for
Local Government - AADROA ALEX
ONZIMA

Ministry of Public Service

46. Minister of State for
Public Service - SSEZI PRISCA
MBAGUTA

Ministry of East African Affairs

47. Minister of State for
East African Affairs - SHEM BAGAINE

Dr. Christine Ondoa - SENIOR
PRESIDENTIAL ADVISER FOR PUBLIC HEALTH (in-charge of Medical Issues)

SIGNED this …………………..day of May, in the Year of our Lord Two Thousand Thirteen.

Yoweri Kaguta Museveni
PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF UGANDA
& CHAIRMAN OF THE NATIONAL RESISTANCE MOVEMENT

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